Software engineer from the UK, studying CS @ UBC. I like building things that are actually useful.
🤖 I built a GitHub Actions workflow that uses the Claude AI API to automatically update this profile every day — the greeting, market snapshot, and commit roast below are all AI-generated and refresh automatically.
taxscout-api — REST API for scraping HMRC tax data on behalf of accountancy clients. Supports Corporation Tax, Self Assessment, PAYE, and VAT.
Hey there! 🌟 Saturday coding session in progress - because the best bugs are caught on weekends! ☕
| Index | Price | Day |
|---|---|---|
| S&P 500 | 6,582.69 | 🟢 +0.11% |
| NASDAQ | 21,879.18 | 🟢 +0.18% |
| Dow | 46,504.67 | 🔴 -0.13% |
| FTSE 100 | 10,436.30 | 🟢 +0.69% |
My code has better consistency than today's markets - while the Dow dropped 0.13%, S&P gained 0.11%, and NASDAQ climbed 0.18%, at least my bugs are reproducible.
Latest headlines:
- State pension age starts rising to 67 - here's how much you get and when
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You went from "README" — the commit message equivalent of grunting — to writing novellas about ASCII art tweaks, proving that overcompensation is just as cringe as laziness.